马桶歪诗

2006-07-24 16:31:39

整理旧文件中发现偶然发现翻着玩的马桶打油诗，可惜中文找不到了：

The first sight I fell in love
Forever and ever we never part
I am a lid and you are a seat
Toilet, a little stand
We make our home at
Splash-Flush as it echoes around
Tightly I hold you and said
Don’t be afraid
Always we are together

LP的中文翻译，不那么打油了

一见钟情，
永世难舍。
我为垫来你为座，
茅舍生香独馆阁。
落花听雨成一统，
紧把柔胰与君说：
巫山傍雨永不弃，
何惧天地皆变色。